How do I get rid of JUNK software on a new computer?

I just bought a new laptop and it was loaded with all kinds of games, AOL, Roxio, etc. software. I tried removing all of the junk software through add/remove programs in the control pannel, but it just didn't git-er-done. I reformatted the hard drive and re-installed windowxXP, but it would have been nice to try out the de-crapifier uninstall software.

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